A funny cartoon cat presents a haiku—“It’s my bed now, b-tch”—to classmates in a classroom with HAIKU on the board. 9409.jpg: the perfect Haiku Birthday Card for anyone proud to claim “My Bed B*tch!”.

It’s My Bed B*tch Haiku Birthday Card – 9409

Name: It's My Bed B*tch Haiku Birthday Card - 9409
SKU: 9409
Availability: InStock

$3.99

SKU: 9409 Categories: Birthday, Find Your Funny, Scott Metzger Tags: A Bit Naughty, Cat-Approved

FRONT: Haiku I love the dog’s bed. Clearly, the dog wants it back. It’s my bed now, b*tch. Thank You.
INSIDE: IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY! TAKE IT ALL!

Featuring artwork by Scott Metzger.

Vibrant, clever greeting cards with a bold cartoon style that deliver laugh-out-loud humor. Each 5″ x 7″ card includes a coordinating color envelope and is made in the USA.