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  • The 9481 design features a cartoon unicorn on grass in the rain, watching Noah’s Ark sail away with text above: “I forgot about Daylight Savings time!”.

    Unicorn Noah’s Arc Belated Birthday Card – 9481

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  • A cartoon police officer in uniform from Product 9480 writes a ticket with a serious look. Above him, a speech bubble says, YOU HIT 70! The background features a road and mountains.

    You Hit 70! 70th Birthday Card – 9480

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  • A cartoon detective in a trench coat holds a magnifying glass and pipe, surrounded by colorful balloons that say Happy Birthday. The caption reads, ...and in conclusion, I deduce that someone is having a birthday. Product Name: 9478.

    No Sh*t Sherlock Birthday Card – 9478

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  • Birthday card 9477 features a cartoon basset hound in a party hat with the message: “Happy Birthday! They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks…” It has a pink, blue, and black striped border.

    Old Dog New Tricks Birthday Card – 9477

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  • A cartoon dog wears a party hat and drinks from a toilet, saying "Fancy water! What's the occasion?!" on a pink background. Product Name: 9476.

    Fancy Water Birthday Card – 9476

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  • A cartoon depicts Greek soldiers at a city wall staring at a giant wooden horse. A small figure emerging from the horse says, "Can we, I mean I, use your bathroom?" The soldiers appear surprised. Product Name: 9475.

    Trojan Horse Can We Use Your Bathroom Birthday Card – 9475

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  • On stage, a magician stands next to a hat with rabbit 9474 inside. The rabbit, facing the magician, says in a speech bubble: "Yank my ears again and I’ll crap in your hat.

    Yank My Ears Again Birthday Card – 9474

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  • Cartoon of two women chatting indoors, drinks in hand. One says, "Did you hear that Darlene gave up sugar?!" The other replies, "That is sick." A potted plant and red envelope appear behind product 9473.

    Darlene Gave Up Sugar Birthday Card – 9473

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  • Cartoon of two people relaxing on a couch—one reading, one on a phone, a dog sleeping nearby. One asks, "Is letting yourself go trending yet?" Cozy, casual scene featuring product 9472.

    Is Letting Yourself Go Trending Yet? Birthday Card – 9472

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  • Product 9471: A cartoon rhino in a party hat stands on grass before a small tree, under a blue sky with white clouds. The pink-bordered card says “You’re having another Birthday.”.

    No Sense Trying To Hide Birthday Card – 9471

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  • Cartoon featuring birds seated at stools, dining from large bird feeders like customers at a diner, with product 9470 and a blue envelope in the background.

    Bird Slot Machines Birthday Card – 9470

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  • A cartoon dog stands in grass, smiling with one paw up, next to two blue birds, flowers, and a tree. The card (9469) reads "Another birthday is nothing to sneeze at." A blue envelope sits behind the card.

    Nothing To Sneeze At Birthday Card – 9469

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  • Cartoon 9468: Two whales sunbathe on a beach under palm trees and an umbrella. One says, "Great! Here comes another bunch of do-gooders to drag us back into the water!" A crab is also in the background.

    Whales Sunbathing Birthday Card – 9468

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  • Product 9467 features a cartoon gorilla in red high heels hanging from a skyscraper’s top, surrounded by vintage airplanes, with clouds and a blue sky behind.

    Gorilla Pole-Dancing Birthday Card – 9467

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  • A cartoon of six chickens in workout clothes on a sidewalk. One says, “Okay, we’re crossing the road 100 times—don’t ask why.” Caption: “Chicken Crossfit.” Product name: 9466.

    Chicken Crossfit Birthday Card – 9466

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  • The 9465 design features a cartoon cat with a phone on a green background, cat-themed text acronyms and meanings above, and chat bubbles with phrases like "I want to hug a bird.

    Cat Text Acronyms Birthday Card – 9465

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  • Cartoon 9464: Two fish in a bowl—one floats belly-up, joking, "Relax, I’m just doing the backstroke," while the other looks concerned. A lighthearted and humorous scene.

    Just Doing The Backstroke Birthday Card – 9464

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  • In 9463, a cartoon dog stands on hind legs at a glass door, holding a "HELP! I'm a political prisoner!" sign. Off-screen, someone says, "I think the dog wants out." A fenced yard and house are outside.

    Dog Political Prisoner Birthday Card – 9463

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  • Two dogs in suits are holding drinks and talking. The one on the left says, "I like your pocket square." The one on the right replies, "It's a poop bag." Behind card 9462 is a blue envelope.

    Pocket Square Poop Bag Birthday Card – 9462

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  • A bartender gives an action figure 9461 to a woman at the bar, saying, "From the gentleman." A man at the bar holds two more 9461 action figures and watches.

    Action Figure From The Gentleman Birthday Card – 9461

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  • A cartoon dog holding a saxophone sits in front of a man and woman on a couch. The man says, “I hope 9460's not bothering you—he just wants to play.”.

    He Just Wants To Play Birthday Card – 9460

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  • A cartoon genie emerges from a lamp on a beach near a dog and person. The genie asks, “Do you want 9459 as your birthday cake? You know the risk of sloppy phrasing?” The person answers, “Yep.”.

    Genie Make You A Cake Birthday Card – 9459

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  • Cartoon of two women in party hats at a festive celebration. One says, "WE NEED WINE!" Both are smiling on a wooden floor with a pink background. Product: 9458.

    Listen To Your Body Birthday Card – 9458

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  • A cartoon woman in a purple towel applies cream to her face. The text reads: Tired of fine lines from everyday life? Try 9457!.

    Fine Lines Birthday Card – 9457

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  • A woman sits on an armchair scraping an empty 9456 container with a spoon, surrounded by cartons and her phone. A man stands beside her saying, “Honey, you’ve been scraping for ten minutes. It’s gone—the 9456 is finished!”.

    Scraping Frantically Birthday Card – 9456

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  • The 9454 statue depicts The Thinker wearing a party hat and sitting with a "PFFFFT" speech bubble, showing he's farting. Above, the text reads "Here’s one of those..." on a blue background with a green border.

    Artsy Fartsy Birthday Card – 9454

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  • A cartoon of Product 9438 in a car. The driver angrily makes a rude hand gesture out the window, saying, Oh yeah? Well heres another signal for you! The passenger looks surprised.

    Here’s Another Bat Signal For You Birthday Card – 9438

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  • A humorous card depicts two ancient figures examining a stone tablet with hieroglyphics. Text above reads: Archaeologists discover the first birthday card, sent by Nickname Support Group 9371.

    Archaeologists First Birthday Card – 9371

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  • Card 9360 features two smiling elderly characters and reads: Turning 20: no limits! Turning 30: no excuses! Turning 40: no apologies! Turning 50... With a green background and yellow envelope, its ideal for a fun nickname support group gathering.

    No Choice 50th Birthday Card – 9360

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  • The 9358 birthday card shows cartoon candles humorously racing and crying out for a cab, fearing theyll miss the cake. Its teal backdrop and yellow envelope enhance its charm, making it ideal for your next Nickname Support Group gathering.

    Candles Call A Cab Belated Birthday Card – 9358

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  • The amusing Lesser Known Bible Stories birthday card, product 9357, depicts a cartoon where Moses humorously parts his long hair with a staff, while another person remarks, You look like a jerk.

    Moses Parted His Hair Birthday Card – 9357

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  • A humorous illustration for a birthday card: a rock climbing wall with a single gray rock labeled 9352. Perfect for sending laughs and perhaps some encouragement, like joining a Nickname Support Group.

    Rock Climbing Thank You Card – 9352

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  • Product 9349 features a whimsical turtle with its shell as a house, surrounded by smaller turtles peeking out with cups. The starry purple sky above displays the text Turtle House Party, making it an ideal choice for a unique birthday card!.

    Turtle House Party Birthday Card – 9349

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  • COVER: Sorry you're feeling under the weather INSIDE: Hope the sun shines for you real soon

    Under The Weather Dog Get Well Card – 9331

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  • COVER: I knew he'd be back. INSIDE: Get Well Soon! You'll be up again in no time.

    Humpty Dumpty Rock Climbing Get Well Card – 9330

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  • COVER: You can spot a mouse a mile away, but you can't see a date clearly circled on a calendar. INSIDE: Belated Happy Birthday!

    Eagle Eyes Belated Birthday Card – 9324

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  • COVER: Happy Birthday! Still deny you've been seeing that good-fer-nuthin' ostrich behind my back? INSIDE: Hope your day is full of fun surprises!

    Ostrich Eggs Birthday Card – 9323

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  • COVER: HAPPY BIRTHDAY INSIDE: Another Birthday - Feel free to wine!

    Cat Bottoms Up Birthday Card – 9320

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  • COVER: I see you getting smashed with a few friends and then you're a big hit at a party. INSIDE: Wishing you good fortune on your birthday!

    Avocado Fortune Birthday Card – 9319

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  • COVER: Too Hot - Too Hot - Too Hot - Goldilocks hits menopause. INSIDE: Happy Birthday, Hot Stuff!

    Goldilocks Hits Menopause Birthday Card – 9312

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  • COVER: The good news is I've cut down to one cup of coffee per day! INSIDE: Celebrate big on your Birthday!

    One Cup Of Coffee Birthday Card – 9311

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  • COVER: Whoa, you do needlepoint?! I live a life of danger INSIDE: Happy Birthday! Have all the excitement you can handle.

    Balloons Needlepoint Birthday Card – 9309

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  • COVER: SWIM WITH DOLPHINS - DAYDRINK WITH THE PORPOISES INSIDE: Hope your birthday goes swimmingly!

    Swim With The Dolphins Birthday Card – 9308

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  • COVER: I don't do mornings, I don't do weekends, I don't do thunderstorms, I don't do hills. INSIDE: Happy retirement! Do it your way.

    Herding Dog Retirement Card – 9296

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  • COVER: That rottweiler is looking at us funny. You got a problem, buddy?! Let's destroy his ankles! Hanging out with jack russell terriers was a mistake. INSIDE: It's your birthday. Stay out of trouble!

    Jack Russell Terriers Birthday Card – 9293

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  • COVER: Sprinkles in your butt? I did not think this through. INSIDE: Get your butt out there and have a happy birthday.

    Sprinkles Butt Birthday Card – 9289

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  • COVER: Just be cool. Nobody knows we're commas. INSIDE: Here's to broadening your horizons. Happy Birthday.

    Apostrophe Lounge Birthday Card – 9286

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  • COVER: Wow, I didn't know there was an app for that. . . INSIDE: Happy Anniversary!

    App For That Anniversary Card – 9283

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