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  • A whimsical birthday card (Product 9481) shows a cartoon unicorn standing in the rain by water, watching Noah's Ark sail off. "I forgot about Daylight Savings Time!" reads the card, with grass, water, and a yellow envelope in the background.

    Unicorn Noah’s Arc Belated Birthday Card – 9481

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  • A cartoon police officer frowns while writing a ticket saying "YOU HIT 70!" on this funny 70th birthday card (Product Name: 9480), featuring a road, hills, and includes a blue envelope.

    You Hit 70! 70th Birthday Card – 9480

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  • A cartoon detective inspects vibrant Happy Birthday balloons with a magnifying glass and pipe as confetti falls. Caption: Case closed—someone’s having a birthday! Celebrate with card 9478, the perfect Sherlock touch.

    No Sh*t Sherlock Birthday Card – 9478

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  • Product 9477: A vibrant birthday card with a cartoon basset hound in a party hat and the message, “Happy Birthday! They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks...” Features a pink, purple, blue, and black striped border.

    Old Dog New Tricks Birthday Card – 9477

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  • A cartoon dog in a party hat eagerly drinks from a toilet, exclaiming, "Fancy water! What's the occasion?!" on a pink background. Ideal for a quirky 9476 Birthday Card.

    Fancy Water Birthday Card – 9476

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  • A cartoon on product 9475 shows a giant wooden Trojan Horse outside a city wall. A soldier asks, “Can we, I mean I, use your bathroom?” while skeptical guards watch. Perfect humor for a birthday card!.

    Trojan Horse Can We Use Your Bathroom Birthday Card – 9475

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  • A magician on stage at a 9474 show looks shocked as a rabbit pops from his hat, saying, “Yank My Ears again, and I’ll crap in your hat,” all under a bright spotlight.

    Yank My Ears Again Birthday Card – 9474

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  • Two women talk indoors, one holding a drink. “Did you hear that Darlene gave up sugar?!” says one. “That is sick,” replies the other. Nearby, a potted plant sits beside product 9473, a Sugar Birthday Card with a red envelope behind it.

    Darlene Gave Up Sugar Birthday Card – 9473

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  • 9472 Birthday Card: Features two people lounging on a couch—one asks, "Is letting yourself go trending yet?" A dog naps on the rug, and a blue envelope is included.

    Is Letting Yourself Go Trending Yet? Birthday Card – 9472

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  • Product 9471: A cartoon rhino in a party hat peeks from behind a bush on grassy ground. The birthday card says "No Sense Trying To Hide—You’re having another Birthday!" with a blue sky, white clouds, and a pink border.

    No Sense Trying To Hide Birthday Card – 9471

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  • Cartoon of four colorful birds at Bird Slot Machines, eating seeds at a diner-style counter. A blue envelope is shown in the background. Product: 9470. Great for a fun birthday card!.

    Bird Slot Machines Birthday Card – 9470

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  • Product 9469: A cheerful birthday card featuring a smiling cartoon dog in a grassy area with bushes and flowers, pointing as two blue birds fly nearby. This fun design reminds you that another year is truly nothing to sneeze at!.

    Nothing To Sneeze At Birthday Card – 9469

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  • 9468: Cartoon Birthday Card featuring two sunbathing whales under an umbrella. One whale jokes, “Great! Here comes another bunch of do-gooders to drag us back into the water!” Nearby are a crab and palm trees.

    Whales Sunbathing Birthday Card – 9468

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  • Cartoon of a pole-dancing gorilla in red heels atop the Empire State Building at night with vintage airplanes circling—Product 9467 makes a quirky birthday card.

    Gorilla Pole-Dancing Birthday Card – 9467

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  • Cartoon of six chickens in workout gear on a sidewalk. One says, “We’re crossing the road 100 times—no questions why.” 9466 makes a hilarious Chicken Crossfit birthday card.

    Chicken Crossfit Birthday Card – 9466

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  • A cartoon striped brown cat stands upright, holding a red phone and checking messages on product 9465. A humorous Cat Text Acronyms list explains cat-themed meanings for LOL and SMH, bringing feline fun to texting!.

    Cat Text Acronyms Birthday Card – 9465

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  • Birthday card 9464 features two colorful fish in a bowl. One floats upside down, saying, "Relax, I'm just doing the backstroke," while the other looks worried. The artwork is signed SHIELL.

    Just Doing The Backstroke Birthday Card – 9464

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  • A cartoon dog stands by a glass door holding a "HELP! I’m a political prisoner!" sign—perfect for Dog Birthday or Political Prisoner Cards. Offscreen, someone says, "I think the dog wants out." Scene overlooks backyard. Product: 9463.

    Dog Political Prisoner Birthday Card – 9463

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  • Two stylish dogs in suits chat at a party. One admires the other's pocket square—it's a poop bag! They hold drinks on a rug, with a blue envelope placed behind Birthday Card 9462.

    Pocket Square Poop Bag Birthday Card – 9462

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  • A bartender gives a woman an action figure, saying, "9461, from the gentleman," while a man at the bar with more figures watches—it's like getting a Gentleman Birthday Card, but with toys.

    Action Figure From The Gentleman Birthday Card – 9461

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  • The 9460 Birthday Card features a cartoon dog with a saxophone by two people on a couch, with one saying, "I hope my dog's not bothering you—he just wants to play." A perfect card for sharing lighthearted fun!.

    He Just Wants To Play Birthday Card – 9460

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  • A cartoon genie rises from a lamp on a beach, arms crossed, and says, “You want me to make a birthday cake for your 9459? Sure about that phrasing?” Someone on the sand replies, “Yep.”.

    Genie Make You A Cake Birthday Card – 9459

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  • Two cartoon women in party hats chat at a pink-themed party with balloons and confetti. One says, "We need wine!"—the perfect scene for Birthday Card 9458, reminding you to listen to your body and enjoy the moment.

    Listen To Your Body Birthday Card – 9458

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  • A cartoon woman with a purple towel on her head touches her cheek. Text above: Are fine lines the price of having a face? Perfect for gifting—Fine Lines Birthday Card, Product 9457!.

    Fine Lines Birthday Card – 9457

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  • A man tells a woman scraping an empty ice cream tub, "Honey, it's over—the ice cream is gone!" Hilarious scene on product 9456, perfect for a birthday card.

    Scraping Frantically Birthday Card – 9456

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  • A fun birthday card (Product 9454) features a cartoon of Rodin’s “The Thinker” in a party hat on a plinth, farting with a big “PFFFFT!” sound. The text reads: “Here’s one of those…” and a green border completes the artsy design.

    Artsy Fartsy Birthday Card – 9454

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  • A cartoon Birthday Card (9438) shows Batman and Robin in the Batmobile. Batman makes a rude gesture and shouts, "Oh yeah? Well here’s another Bat Signal for you!" while Robin looks shocked.

    Here’s Another Bat Signal For You Birthday Card – 9438

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  • A humorous card depicts two ancient figures examining a stone tablet with hieroglyphics. Text above reads: Archaeologists discover the first birthday card, sent by Nickname Support Group 9371.

    Archaeologists First Birthday Card – 9371

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  • Card 9360 features two smiling elderly characters and reads: Turning 20: no limits! Turning 30: no excuses! Turning 40: no apologies! Turning 50... With a green background and yellow envelope, its ideal for a fun nickname support group gathering.

    No Choice 50th Birthday Card – 9360

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  • The 9358 birthday card shows cartoon candles humorously racing and crying out for a cab, fearing theyll miss the cake. Its teal backdrop and yellow envelope enhance its charm, making it ideal for your next Nickname Support Group gathering.

    Candles Call A Cab Belated Birthday Card – 9358

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  • The amusing Lesser Known Bible Stories birthday card, product 9357, depicts a cartoon where Moses humorously parts his long hair with a staff, while another person remarks, You look like a jerk.

    Moses Parted His Hair Birthday Card – 9357

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  • A humorous illustration for a birthday card: a rock climbing wall with a single gray rock labeled 9352. Perfect for sending laughs and perhaps some encouragement, like joining a Nickname Support Group.

    Rock Climbing Thank You Card – 9352

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  • Product 9349 features a whimsical turtle with its shell as a house, surrounded by smaller turtles peeking out with cups. The starry purple sky above displays the text Turtle House Party, making it an ideal choice for a unique birthday card!.

    Turtle House Party Birthday Card – 9349

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  • Item9331.jpg.jpg greeting card shows a sad black pug in a yellow raincoat by a rainy window with the words "Sorry you're feeling under the weather"—a perfect get well card to brighten someone's day.

    Under The Weather Dog Get Well Card – 9331

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  • A cartoon features two staff at a rock climbing gym watching a bandaged, frustrated climber—like a Humpty Dumpty—walk away. One staff says, "I knew he'd be back." Broken gear and a get well card lie near Item9330.jpg.jpg.

    Humpty Dumpty Rock Climbing Get Well Card – 9330

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  • On the belated birthday card Item9324.jpg.jpg, two cartoon hawks perch on a branch—one in a party hat looks annoyed as the other says, “With those Eagle Eyes you spot mice from afar, but miss dates on calendars!” Balloons float behind them.

    Eagle Eyes Belated Birthday Card – 9324

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  • The Item9323.jpg.jpg Birthday Card shows a chicken on a giant ostrich egg as a rooster says, “Still deny you’ve been seeing that good-fer-nuthin’ ostrich behind my back?” The caption above reads “HAPPY BIRTHDAY.”.

    Ostrich Eggs Birthday Card – 9323

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  • Item9320.jpg.jpg is a funny cat birthday card featuring a black and white cat in a cardboard box with a cartoon body holding a wine glass. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" appears above, and "Cat Bottoms Up!" is written in a speech bubble.

    Cat Bottoms Up Birthday Card – 9320

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  • A cartoon avocado and banana sit at a table with a crystal ball. The banana predicts, “I see your future—you’re getting smashed and will be the life of the party on Item9319.jpg.jpg birthday card!”.

    Avocado Fortune Birthday Card – 9319

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  • Item9312.jpg.jpg is a humorous Menopause birthday card showing a cartoon older woman in three panels saying "Too HOT" with her shirt changing colors. Captioned "Goldilocks hits menopause," it comes with a red envelope.

    Goldilocks Hits Menopause Birthday Card – 9312

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  • A man at work tells a woman, "I’ve cut down to one cup of coffee per day!"—while holding a huge mug, making this scene from Item9311.jpg.jpg ideal for a humorous coffee-themed birthday card.

    One Cup Of Coffee Birthday Card – 9311

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  • The cartoon birthday card (Item9309.jpg.jpg) shows two balloon characters: one holds needlepoint near the other, saying "Whoa, you do needlepoint?!" The second balloon replies, "I live a life of danger.

    Balloons Needlepoint Birthday Card – 9309

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  • A cartoon birthday card (Item9308.jpg.jpg) shows people swimming with dolphins in a pool by a "Swim With The Dolphins" sign, while outside others daydrink with porpoises holding cups near a "Daydrink with the Porpoises" sign.

    Swim With The Dolphins Birthday Card – 9308

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  • A cartoon from Item9296.jpg.jpg shows three dogs at a desk. One dog tells the interviewer, "I don't do mornings, weekends, thunderstorms, or hills." The sign: WANTED: HERDING DOG—perfect humorous touch for a retirement card!.

    Herding Dog Retirement Card – 9296

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  • The Birthday Card "Item9293.jpg.jpg" features a cartoon of three feisty Jack Russell Terriers barking at a calm Rottweiler, who thinks, "Hanging out with Jack Russell Terriers was a mistake.

    Jack Russell Terriers Birthday Card – 9293

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  • Item9289.jpg.jpg shows two cartoon cats at a table with donuts. One cat sits in the donut box, looking uncomfortable, while the other asks, "Sprinkles in your butt?"—perfect quirky humor for a birthday card!.

    Sprinkles Butt Birthday Card – 9289

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  • Cartoon from Item9286.jpg.jpg shows commas disguised as apostrophes at the Apostrophe Lounge. One whispers, "Just be cool. Nobody knows we're commas." Great for a witty birthday card—let laughter sneak onto their special day!.

    Apostrophe Lounge Birthday Card – 9286

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  • Item9283.jpg.jpg is a funny greeting card featuring two cartoon smartphones in bed; one says, "Wow, I didn’t know there was an anniversary card app for that…" Illustrated by Mark Parisi.

    App For That Anniversary Card – 9283

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