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  • The 9518 birthday card features two aging hot dogs in a rotating warmer, with the message "Happy 80th Birthday!" and the caption, "Relax kid, you’re going to be here for awhile.

    Hot Dog Grill 80th Birthday Card – 9518

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  • A cartoon bird perches on a branch, surprised by a speech bubble exclaiming "60?! Wait, what?!" The scene is set against a blue background with a yellow envelope. Product: 9513.

    Loudmouth Bird Announcement 60th Birthday Card – 9513

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  • Card 9512: A funny birthday card shows cartoon hairs on a bald head saying, "Troops, we can't hold this position any longer. We're pulling back to the ears and nostrils." Above reads: "Happy 50th Birthday! Operation Chrome Dome.

    Balding Operation Chrome Dome 50th Birthday Card – 9512

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  • Cartoon 9511 features a person on a fence, surrounded by three chickens offering supportive advice: "Be gentle with yourself", "It’s ok", and "You matter." Caption below reads “Chicken Tenders.”.

    Supportive Chicken Tenders Get Well Card – 9511

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  • Greeting card 9510 features a cartoon of three people at a table with a flaming birthday cake. It reads: "Happy 70th Birthday... You're at that point where it's more economical..." Blue background, envelope included.

    Flaming Cake Candles 70th Birthday Card – 9510

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  • Cartoon of an Einstein-like character at a chalkboard wishing happy birthday to a favorite family member. The board reads "E = cake²" and shows a cake and candle. Product: 9509.

    Einstein E=Cake Squared Birthday Card – 9509

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  • Cartoon dog with tongue out and ears flapping in the wind sticks its head from a red car window. Text above says, "WOW, ANOTHER YEAR..." Blue envelope behind card. Product Name: 9508.

    Dog Head Out Car Window Birthday Card – 9508

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  • A group of birds in hats and swimsuits sit at a bar, while a drenched vulture in a sagging wet T-shirt stands center. One bird remarks, "Worst wet T-shirt contest ever!" Scattered drinks surround them. Product: 9507.

    Melting Witch Wet T-Shirt Birthday Card – 9507

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  • A cartoon features traffic cones (Product 9506) playing in a park. A larger cone, acting as the parent, shouts, "You kids get out of this park RIGHT NOW and go play in TRAFFIC!" while other cones use the playground equipment.

    Traffic Cones Playground Birthday Card – 9506

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  • Cartoon of sharks in the ocean snatching swimsuits from shocked swimmers, who flee naked. Caption: Attack of the dreaded Pantsing Sharks! Product: 9504.

    Pantsing Sharks at Beach Birthday Card – 9504

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  • Cartoon of two smiling cavemen in ragged clothes on grass under a blue sky; one holds a cake and says, "I invented cake," while the other with a foaming mug replies, "I invented beer." Product Name: 9503.

    Cavemen Invent Cake and Beer Birthday Card – 9503

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  • Cartoon of two dogs in an office, both in ties with mugs; one says "Good Boy," the other "Bestest Boy." The first dog complains, “I’m tired of your constant one-upping, Jason.” Product: 9502.

    Good Boy vs Bestest Boy Dogs Birthday Card – 9502

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  • Cartoon of a cat by a glass of water on a counter. A devil cat says, “Shove it off the counter!” An angel cat says, “Gently nudge it off the counter.” The 9501 cat looks undecided.

    Angel Devil Cat Counter Birthday Card – 9501

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  • A cartoon features a man looking at two bins: one labeled "9500" filled with smiling, cute potatoes, and another labeled "Dirtbag Potatoes" filled with scruffy, angry potatoes.

    Sweet vs Dirtbag Potatoes Birthday Card – 9500

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  • Five dogs in party hats each hold a 9499 toy in their mouths, facing a sign that says: “Each of Frankie’s friends brought him a 9499 for his birthday, but none would drop it.”.

    Dogs Won’t Drop Gift Birthday Card – 9499

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  • A cartoon shows a couple at a restaurant table ordering food. The man tells the waiter, I’ll have the 9498, because I don’t feel so bad eating something with that name.

    Jerk Chicken Dinner Birthday Card – 9498

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  • A cartoon shows three animals as game show contestants. The cheetah leads with $38,000, the sloth has $0 and thinks "@#%! I knew that one, too," and the antelope has $17,500. The scene is titled 9497.

    Slow Sloth Game Show Birthday Card – 9497

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  • Cartoon of a man in a "Kiss the Chef" shirt grilling sausages, holding a drink. A woman lounges nearby with her drink. Above them, text says "Happy Anniversary!". Product: 9496.

    Kiss the Chef BBQ Anniversary Card – 9496

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  • Illustration of 9495, a cat with red glasses and a collar, raising one paw on a purple background. Above, the text says: Just a little ditty, to convey to you my pity, how sad I am to hear...

    Hipster Cat Pity Poem Get Well Card – 9495

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  • Cartoon of penguins on ice: two in front share heart thought bubbles, gazing at each other as others watch. Text at the bottom reads “LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT!”. Product name: 9494.

    Penguins Love at First Sight Anniversary Card – 9494

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  • Cartoon shows a green dinosaur in underwear opening double doors to a closet filled with dinosaur costumes. "HAPPY RETIREMENT!" is written at the top. Product Name: 9493.

    Turtle Picks a Shell Retirement Card – 9493

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  • A cartoon of a doctor talking to a patient with branches growing from his head. The doctor says, "I would discontinue 9492.

    Herbal Supplement Head Sprouts Get Well Card – 9492

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  • A cartoon of product 9491 shows a doctor about to give an injection to a patient’s exposed backside, with several syringes already sticking out.

    Doctor Vaccine Dart Butt Get Well Card – 9491

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  • Birthday card 9489 features a cartoon of two people in party hats at a table with huge sundaes. The text above reads, "It’s your Birthday... Forget cake and ice cream.

    Forget Cake Bring Tequila Birthday Card – 9489

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  • Greeting card 9488 features retro TVs with classic sitcom quotes like “Lucy, you have some splainin’ to do!” and “No soup for you!” on a white background, paired with a red envelope.

    Retro TV Catchphrases Birthday Card – 9488

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  • Greeting card 9487 features a cartoon of someone diving into a cake shaped like a pool, with lounge chairs and umbrella beside it. The text: “Hope your birthday’s a splash!”.

    Cake Pool Diver Splash Birthday Card – 9487

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  • Cartoon 9486: Four stick figures at a table. One says, "Dad, you’re not listening—I want to be a doctor." Another replies, "You will dance naked in front of car dealerships and that’s final!.

    Wacky Tube Men Family Birthday Card – 9486

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  • Cartoon of people drinking and pedaling a large, yellow pedal bar named 9484. A police officer stands beside them, saying, "OK, so that's twelve citations for operating while intoxicated...

    Drunk Pedal Bar Bust Birthday Card – 9484

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  • A cartoon person in overalls, looking stressed, holds a phone to their ear and says, "I am FREAKING out! I CANT FIND MY PHONE!!" Product Name: 9483.

    Can’t Find My Phone Birthday Card – 9483

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  • A cartoon for product 9482 shows two construction workers with oversized backsides beside a BUMP road sign and a traffic cone on black pavement, playfully implying their rears are the bump.

    Road Crew Butt Bump Birthday Card – 9482

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  • A whimsical birthday card (Product 9481) shows a cartoon unicorn standing in the rain by water, watching Noah's Ark sail off. "I forgot about Daylight Savings Time!" reads the card, with grass, water, and a yellow envelope in the background.

    Unicorn Noah’s Arc Belated Birthday Card – 9481

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  • A cartoon police officer frowns while writing a ticket saying "YOU HIT 70!" on this funny 70th birthday card (Product Name: 9480), featuring a road, hills, and includes a blue envelope.

    You Hit 70! 70th Birthday Card – 9480

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  • A cartoon detective inspects vibrant Happy Birthday balloons with a magnifying glass and pipe as confetti falls. Caption: Case closed—someone’s having a birthday! Celebrate with card 9478, the perfect Sherlock touch.

    No Sh*t Sherlock Birthday Card – 9478

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  • Product 9477: A vibrant birthday card with a cartoon basset hound in a party hat and the message, “Happy Birthday! They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks...” Features a pink, purple, blue, and black striped border.

    Old Dog New Tricks Birthday Card – 9477

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  • A cartoon dog in a party hat eagerly drinks from a toilet, exclaiming, "Fancy water! What's the occasion?!" on a pink background. Ideal for a quirky 9476 Birthday Card.

    Fancy Water Birthday Card – 9476

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  • A cartoon on product 9475 shows a giant wooden Trojan Horse outside a city wall. A soldier asks, “Can we, I mean I, use your bathroom?” while skeptical guards watch. Perfect humor for a birthday card!.

    Trojan Horse Can We Use Your Bathroom Birthday Card – 9475

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  • A magician on stage at a 9474 show looks shocked as a rabbit pops from his hat, saying, “Yank My Ears again, and I’ll crap in your hat,” all under a bright spotlight.

    Yank My Ears Again Birthday Card – 9474

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  • Two women talk indoors, one holding a drink. “Did you hear that Darlene gave up sugar?!” says one. “That is sick,” replies the other. Nearby, a potted plant sits beside product 9473, a Sugar Birthday Card with a red envelope behind it.

    Darlene Gave Up Sugar Birthday Card – 9473

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  • 9472 Birthday Card: Features two people lounging on a couch—one asks, "Is letting yourself go trending yet?" A dog naps on the rug, and a blue envelope is included.

    Is Letting Yourself Go Trending Yet? Birthday Card – 9472

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  • Product 9471: A cartoon rhino in a party hat peeks from behind a bush on grassy ground. The birthday card says "No Sense Trying To Hide—You’re having another Birthday!" with a blue sky, white clouds, and a pink border.

    No Sense Trying To Hide Birthday Card – 9471

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  • Cartoon of four colorful birds at Bird Slot Machines, eating seeds at a diner-style counter. A blue envelope is shown in the background. Product: 9470. Great for a fun birthday card!.

    Bird Slot Machines Birthday Card – 9470

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  • Product 9469: A cheerful birthday card featuring a smiling cartoon dog in a grassy area with bushes and flowers, pointing as two blue birds fly nearby. This fun design reminds you that another year is truly nothing to sneeze at!.

    Nothing To Sneeze At Birthday Card – 9469

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  • 9468: Cartoon Birthday Card featuring two sunbathing whales under an umbrella. One whale jokes, “Great! Here comes another bunch of do-gooders to drag us back into the water!” Nearby are a crab and palm trees.

    Whales Sunbathing Birthday Card – 9468

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  • Cartoon of a pole-dancing gorilla in red heels atop the Empire State Building at night with vintage airplanes circling—Product 9467 makes a quirky birthday card.

    Gorilla Pole-Dancing Birthday Card – 9467

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  • Cartoon of six chickens in workout gear on a sidewalk. One says, “We’re crossing the road 100 times—no questions why.” 9466 makes a hilarious Chicken Crossfit birthday card.

    Chicken Crossfit Birthday Card – 9466

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  • A cartoon striped brown cat stands upright, holding a red phone and checking messages on product 9465. A humorous Cat Text Acronyms list explains cat-themed meanings for LOL and SMH, bringing feline fun to texting!.

    Cat Text Acronyms Birthday Card – 9465

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  • Birthday card 9464 features two colorful fish in a bowl. One floats upside down, saying, "Relax, I'm just doing the backstroke," while the other looks worried. The artwork is signed SHIELL.

    Just Doing The Backstroke Birthday Card – 9464

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  • A cartoon dog stands by a glass door holding a "HELP! I’m a political prisoner!" sign—perfect for Dog Birthday or Political Prisoner Cards. Offscreen, someone says, "I think the dog wants out." Scene overlooks backyard. Product: 9463.

    Dog Political Prisoner Birthday Card – 9463

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