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  • Two stylish dogs in suits chat at a party. One admires the other's pocket square—it's a poop bag! They hold drinks on a rug, with a blue envelope placed behind Birthday Card 9462.

    Pocket Square Poop Bag Birthday Card – 9462

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  • A bartender gives a woman an action figure, saying, "9461, from the gentleman," while a man at the bar with more figures watches—it's like getting a Gentleman Birthday Card, but with toys.

    Action Figure From The Gentleman Birthday Card – 9461

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  • The 9460 Birthday Card features a cartoon dog with a saxophone by two people on a couch, with one saying, "I hope my dog's not bothering you—he just wants to play." A perfect card for sharing lighthearted fun!.

    He Just Wants To Play Birthday Card – 9460

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  • A cartoon genie rises from a lamp on a beach, arms crossed, and says, “You want me to make a birthday cake for your 9459? Sure about that phrasing?” Someone on the sand replies, “Yep.”.

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  • Two cartoon women in party hats chat at a pink-themed party with balloons and confetti. One says, "We need wine!"—the perfect scene for Birthday Card 9458, reminding you to listen to your body and enjoy the moment.

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  • A cartoon woman with a purple towel on her head touches her cheek. Text above: Are fine lines the price of having a face? Perfect for gifting—Fine Lines Birthday Card, Product 9457!.

    Fine Lines Birthday Card – 9457

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  • A man tells a woman scraping an empty ice cream tub, "Honey, it's over—the ice cream is gone!" Hilarious scene on product 9456, perfect for a birthday card.

    Scraping Frantically Birthday Card – 9456

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  • A fun birthday card (Product 9454) features a cartoon of Rodin’s “The Thinker” in a party hat on a plinth, farting with a big “PFFFFT!” sound. The text reads: “Here’s one of those…” and a green border completes the artsy design.

    Artsy Fartsy Birthday Card – 9454

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  • A humorous card depicts two ancient figures examining a stone tablet with hieroglyphics. Text above reads: Archaeologists discover the first birthday card, sent by Nickname Support Group 9371.

    Archaeologists First Birthday Card – 9371

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  • Card 9360 features two smiling elderly characters and reads: Turning 20: no limits! Turning 30: no excuses! Turning 40: no apologies! Turning 50... With a green background and yellow envelope, its ideal for a fun nickname support group gathering.

    No Choice 50th Birthday Card – 9360

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  • The 9358 birthday card shows cartoon candles humorously racing and crying out for a cab, fearing theyll miss the cake. Its teal backdrop and yellow envelope enhance its charm, making it ideal for your next Nickname Support Group gathering.

    Candles Call A Cab Belated Birthday Card – 9358

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  • The amusing Lesser Known Bible Stories birthday card, product 9357, depicts a cartoon where Moses humorously parts his long hair with a staff, while another person remarks, You look like a jerk.

    Moses Parted His Hair Birthday Card – 9357

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  • A humorous illustration for a birthday card: a rock climbing wall with a single gray rock labeled 9352. Perfect for sending laughs and perhaps some encouragement, like joining a Nickname Support Group.

    Rock Climbing Thank You Card – 9352

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  • Product 9349 features a whimsical turtle with its shell as a house, surrounded by smaller turtles peeking out with cups. The starry purple sky above displays the text Turtle House Party, making it an ideal choice for a unique birthday card!.

    Turtle House Party Birthday Card – 9349

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  • Item9331.jpg.jpg greeting card shows a sad black pug in a yellow raincoat by a rainy window with the words "Sorry you're feeling under the weather"—a perfect get well card to brighten someone's day.

    Under The Weather Dog Get Well Card – 9331

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  • A cartoon features two staff at a rock climbing gym watching a bandaged, frustrated climber—like a Humpty Dumpty—walk away. One staff says, "I knew he'd be back." Broken gear and a get well card lie near Item9330.jpg.jpg.

    Humpty Dumpty Rock Climbing Get Well Card – 9330

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  • On the belated birthday card Item9324.jpg.jpg, two cartoon hawks perch on a branch—one in a party hat looks annoyed as the other says, “With those Eagle Eyes you spot mice from afar, but miss dates on calendars!” Balloons float behind them.

    Eagle Eyes Belated Birthday Card – 9324

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  • The Item9323.jpg.jpg Birthday Card shows a chicken on a giant ostrich egg as a rooster says, “Still deny you’ve been seeing that good-fer-nuthin’ ostrich behind my back?” The caption above reads “HAPPY BIRTHDAY.”.

    Ostrich Eggs Birthday Card – 9323

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  • Item9320.jpg.jpg is a funny cat birthday card featuring a black and white cat in a cardboard box with a cartoon body holding a wine glass. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" appears above, and "Cat Bottoms Up!" is written in a speech bubble.

    Cat Bottoms Up Birthday Card – 9320

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  • A cartoon avocado and banana sit at a table with a crystal ball. The banana predicts, “I see your future—you’re getting smashed and will be the life of the party on Item9319.jpg.jpg birthday card!”.

    Avocado Fortune Birthday Card – 9319

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  • Item9312.jpg.jpg is a humorous Menopause birthday card showing a cartoon older woman in three panels saying "Too HOT" with her shirt changing colors. Captioned "Goldilocks hits menopause," it comes with a red envelope.

    Goldilocks Hits Menopause Birthday Card – 9312

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  • A man at work tells a woman, "I’ve cut down to one cup of coffee per day!"—while holding a huge mug, making this scene from Item9311.jpg.jpg ideal for a humorous coffee-themed birthday card.

    One Cup Of Coffee Birthday Card – 9311

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  • The cartoon birthday card (Item9309.jpg.jpg) shows two balloon characters: one holds needlepoint near the other, saying "Whoa, you do needlepoint?!" The second balloon replies, "I live a life of danger.

    Balloons Needlepoint Birthday Card – 9309

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  • A cartoon birthday card (Item9308.jpg.jpg) shows people swimming with dolphins in a pool by a "Swim With The Dolphins" sign, while outside others daydrink with porpoises holding cups near a "Daydrink with the Porpoises" sign.

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  • A cartoon from Item9296.jpg.jpg shows three dogs at a desk. One dog tells the interviewer, "I don't do mornings, weekends, thunderstorms, or hills." The sign: WANTED: HERDING DOG—perfect humorous touch for a retirement card!.

    Herding Dog Retirement Card – 9296

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  • The Birthday Card "Item9293.jpg.jpg" features a cartoon of three feisty Jack Russell Terriers barking at a calm Rottweiler, who thinks, "Hanging out with Jack Russell Terriers was a mistake.

    Jack Russell Terriers Birthday Card – 9293

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  • Item9289.jpg.jpg shows two cartoon cats at a table with donuts. One cat sits in the donut box, looking uncomfortable, while the other asks, "Sprinkles in your butt?"—perfect quirky humor for a birthday card!.

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  • Cartoon from Item9286.jpg.jpg shows commas disguised as apostrophes at the Apostrophe Lounge. One whispers, "Just be cool. Nobody knows we're commas." Great for a witty birthday card—let laughter sneak onto their special day!.

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  • Item9283.jpg.jpg is a funny greeting card featuring two cartoon smartphones in bed; one says, "Wow, I didn’t know there was an anniversary card app for that…" Illustrated by Mark Parisi.

    App For That Anniversary Card – 9283

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  • The cartoon for Item9279.jpg.jpg shows sweaters and a yellow windbreaker with faces on a rack; the windbreaker asks, "How come I always get stuck behind the wind breaker?" Boots are lined up below.

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  • The cartoon on Item9271.jpg.jpg features a woman saying her partner is indecisive, while their dog can’t decide whether to pee on a tree or a hydrant. The lighthearted scene adds humor to an indecisive birthday card.

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  • In the fun scene of Item9270.jpg.jpg, two women are stranded on a tiny desert island with a few palm trees. One, looking thin, jokes to the other, "Guess who reached her goal weight?!"—a lighthearted Goal Weight Birthday Card moment.

    Goal Weight Birthday Card – 9270

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  • A birthday card cartoon shows two bananas in robes: one in pink with a mug scolds the other in blue with a cane, saying "For goodness sake Morty, close your robe!" Caption reads "Low Hanging Fruit." Product: Item9266.jpg.jpg.

    Low Hanging Fruit Birthday Card – 9266

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  • Fun cartoon of two explorers in safari hats, sitting anxiously in a pot over a jungle fire with steam rising. Caption: Shish-ka-Bob and Shish-ka-Dave. Available as Item9265.jpg.jpg — ideal for a quirky birthday card!.

    Shish-ka-Bob Fun Birthday Card – 9265

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  • A bartender asks for ID, saying, “You appear to be a miner.” The miner in overalls and helmet stands at the bar—Item9263.jpg.jpg is the perfect funny Miner Birthday Card!.

    Appear To Be A Miner Birthday Card – 9263

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  • A cartoon from Item9261.jpg.jpg: Bo Peep and a cowboy play poker as sheep watch. The cowboy says, "Full house!" Bo Peep answers, "Two sevens." Caption: How Bo Peep really lost her sheep. Great for a Poker Birthday Card!.

    Bo Peep Poker Birthday Card – 9261

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  • Item9260.jpg.jpg: Cartoon Birthday Card shows Adam and Eve fleeing Eden as a hand points from the sky. Adam asks, “Don’t we have insurance?” Eve says, “This is an Act of God...obviously we are not covered!”.

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  • Cartoon of three bees at a Bee-Union—two gossip while one with big lips sips from a glass. Speech bubble: "I hear she does her own lip injections." Great for quirky birthday wishes! Product: Item9256.jpg.jpg.

    Lip Injections Birthday Card – 9256

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  • COVER: After the Kiss. . . It's not so much a magical. . .change. . .as a series of excrutiating transformations. . . INSIDE: Getting older's like that. Happy birthday!

    After The Kiss Birthday Card – 9251

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  • Item9250.jpg.jpg: Cartoon of a cork and a pink candle dining together, with the candle's flame on its head. Cork says, 'Not to spoil the mood, darling—happy anniversary, but it seems you’re on fire!' Great for an anniversary card.

    You’re On Fire Anniversary Card – 9250

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  • Item9248.jpg.jpg: Cartoon birthday card featuring two cave people in a cave telling a child, "If you must know, a pterodactyl brought you!" with stone tools on the ground, and a palm tree and sun outside.

    Pterodactyl Birthday Card – 9248

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  • A cartoon of a happy person in a floral shirt holding bananas at self-checkout. Caption: “You know you’re getting older…” Great as a Self Check-Out Birthday Card for anyone who knows the banana code! Product: Item9247.jpg.jpg.

    Self Check-Out Birthday Card – 9247

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  • The playful Item9246.jpg.jpg is a 60th Birthday Card featuring cartoon dinosaurs taking a selfie and "Happy 60th from all your contemporaries" in bold. Includes a matching blue envelope for a fun birthday surprise.

    Dino-Mite 60th Birthday Card – 9246

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  • Cartoon from Item9244.jpg.jpg: A bartender butterfly asks a chrysalis for I.D. at the bar, with a caterpillar sipping a drink nearby—ideal as a funny ID Birthday Card featuring the bartender saying, "I'll need some I.D.

    See Some ID Birthday Card – 9244

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  • “Item9243.jpg.jpg features a cartoon of four ducks flying in the sky. One duck asks, ‘Are we there yet?’ as others keep going—sun above, clouds below—ideal for a funny 70th birthday card.”.

    Are We There Yet 70th Birthday Card – 9243

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  • The Noise Down Birthday Card (Item9241.jpg.jpg) features a cartoon of a person in pajamas asking party guests, "Can you keep the noise down? I’ve got an early morning!" while a lively group celebrates in the background.

    Keep The Noise Down Birthday Card – 9241

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  • Greeting card titled "Item9240.jpg.jpg" features two cartoon women hugging and celebrating, with "Have an awesome BiRTHDAY!" in playful text—ideal for relatives’ birthdays. Comes with a blue envelope.

    Awesome Relative Birthday Card – 9240

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  • Item9238.jpg.jpg: Cartoon of a man at the Kleptomania Clinic taking a chair from the waiting room, ignoring a "Waiting Room — Take a Seat" sign. A funny birthday card for anyone with a quirky sense of humor.

    Kleptomania Clinic Birthday Card – 9238

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