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  • COVER: How come I always get stuck behind the wind breaker? INSIDE: Hope your birthday is a gas!

    Wind Breaker Birthday Card – 9279

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  • COVER: He has trouble making decisions INSIDE: Sending you warm birthday wishes from all directions!

    Indecisive Birthday Card – 9271

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  • COVER: Guess who reached her goal weight?! INSIDE: Here's to silver linings and Happy Birthdays!

    Goal Weight Birthday Card – 9270

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  • COVER: For goodness sake Morty, close your robe! LOW HANGING FRUIT INSIDE: It's your birthday. . . Let it all hang out!

    Low Hanging Fruit Birthday Card – 9266

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  • COVER: Shish-ka-Bob and Shish-ka-Dave INSIDE: It's your birthday. . . Let's have some fun, and see what kind of hot water we can get into!

    Shish-ka-Bob Fun Birthday Card – 9265

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  • COVER: ID, Why? You appear to be a miner. INSIDE: It's your birthday. . . I can dig it! (Go ahead, eat the 'hole' cake!)

    Appear To Be A Miner Birthday Card – 9263

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  • COVER: How Bo Peep Really Lost Her Sheep INSIDE: Your birthday is a big deal! Hoping you 'wool' have a great one!

    Bo Peep Poker Birthday Card – 9261

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  • COVER: OUT! Don't we have insurance!? This is an act of God. Obviously we are not covered! INSIDE: It's your birthday. . . Be Good!

    Act Of God Birthday Card – 9260

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  • COVER: HONEY HIGH BEE-UNION I hear she does her own lips. INSIDE: Honey, you just keep looking better every year. Happy Birthday!

    Lip Injections Birthday Card – 9256

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  • COVER: After the Kiss. . . It's not so much a magical. . .change. . .as a series of excrutiating transformations. . . INSIDE: Getting older's like that. Happy birthday!

    After The Kiss Birthday Card – 9251

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  • COVER: Fine wine, soft music, candle light. . . Not to spoil the mood, darling, but it seems you're on fire. . . INSIDE: Still smokin' hot. . .happy anniversary!

    You’re On Fire Anniversary Card – 9250

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  • COVER: If you must know, a pterodactyl brought you! Happy bird day!

    Pterodactyl Birthday Card – 9248

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  • COVER: You know you're getting older. . . (Visual: Mat at self-checkout, "Yes, baby! Who knows the code for bananas by heart?!" INSIDE: When using the self check out lane is exciting! Happy birthday!

    Self Check-Out Birthday Card – 9247

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  • COVER: Happy 60th from all your contemporaries. INSIDE: Have a dino-mite birthday!

    Dino-Mite 60th Birthday Card – 9246

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  • COVER: I'll need some I.D. INSIDE: Hard to blieve you're a year older! Happy birthday!

    See Some ID Birthday Card – 9244

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  • COVER: Are we there yet? INSIDE: You are! Happy 70th!

    Are We There Yet 70th Birthday Card – 9243

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  • COVER: Can you keep the noise down? I've got an early morning! INSIDE: Quiet's for the birds! Make some noise and have a happy birthday!

    Keep The Noise Down Birthday Card – 9241

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  • COVER: Have an awesome birthday! INSIDE: From someone who shares you genes.

    Awesome Relative Birthday Card – 9240

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  • COVER: Kleptomaniac Clinic (Visual: Sign says Waiting room-take a seat, and man is stealing chair) INSIDE: Get something nice for yourself! You're worth it! Happy birthday!

    Kleptomania Clinic Birthday Card – 9238

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  • COVER: Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down! INSIDE: Warm wishes for a happy birthday!

    Goose Down Birthday Card – 9235

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  • COVER: Edna should have read the whole article about how the collagen in chicken skin could help her look younger. INSIDE: Happy birthday to someone who still looks like a spring chicken!

    Collagen Birthday Card – 9232

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  • COVER: You're not old. INSIDE: Just old school!

    Old School Birthday Card – 9231

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  • COVER: It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, their eyes met. INSIDE: I only have eyes for you. Happy Anniversary!

    Eyes For You Anniversary Card – 9228

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  • Product 9227 features a whimsical cartoon knight holding a 40th Birthday flag while riding a horse with a funny expression. The scene playfully captures the Middle Ages against a green field, complemented by a yellow envelope.

    Middle Ages 40th Birthday Card – 9227

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  • The 9225 card humorously depicts a cartoon person on a sofa with a tiger and lion, saying, You knew I was a big cat person, while two others look on in surprise. It features a green background and cheerful yellow interior.

    Big Cat Person Birthday Card – 9225

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  • A 40th birthday card, product 9223, features two women talking. One asks, You know what folks our age are supposed to be doing, dont you? It has a yellow background with circular patterns and a striking red border.

    Folks Our Age Birthday Card – 9223

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  • A cartoon of two people holding hands outside shops with green and red awnings is featured. The sign reads Beans & Greens and Burgers and Brew. Caption: Happy 40th birthday! Still fantastic, proving healthy, decent living is ageless. Product Name: 9222.

    Still Fantastic Birthday Card – 9222

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  • The product 9221 is a greeting card with a red envelope, prominently displaying Sending HUGS and HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES... on a light purple background with subtle bubble patterns, ideal for celebrating a 40th birthday in style.

    Sending Hugs Birthday Card – 9221

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  • A cartoon dog wearing the 9220 bark collar grumbles, This restricts my free speech! to a relaxed cat on a purple couch. The scene belongs on a quirky birthday card, complete with a window view and an amusing picture on the wall.

    Bark Collar Birthday Card – 9220

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  • COVER: Would you mind having a little respect for those of us trying to have some quality box spring time? INSIDE: Let's keep it squeaking! Happy Anniversary!

    Box Spring Time Anniversary Card – 9219

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  • COVER: I hear Muffin has to have someone lift her up on the stove these days, must be hell getting old. INSIDE: Hope you don't need any help having a Happy Birthday!

    Hell Getting Old Birthday Card – 9216

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  • Cartoon of six men at a stadium, each with a chest letter spelling "Two Kind" in two rows. Foam fingers raised, popcorn and drinks on the ground. Ideal for thank you cards. Product: 9449.jpg.

    You’re Two Kind Thank You Card – 9449

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  • The anniversary card "9448.jpg" features two yellow roses with green leaves, one adorned with a gold ring, set against a pale blue background with white stars and the message: Happy Anniversary! Do you remember the nicest two words you ever said to me?.

    Do You Remember The Nicest Two Words Anniversary Card – 9448

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  • In "9447.jpg," two cartoon fish in an aquarium spot a toilet bowl. One shouts, "Larry, Noooo! Don't look into the BOWL!"—a hilarious image, ideal for a funny or get well greeting card.

    Larry, Nooo! Don’t Look Into The Bowl Get Well Card – 9447

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  • Cartoon of a tired person in pajamas and robe, barefoot on a tiled floor with an "Out Of Order" sign against a pale blue background—9446.jpg is perfect for a funny Get Well Card.

    Out Of Order Get Well Card – 9446

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  • 9445.jpg: A cartoon shows two dogs wearing cones on their heads, one saying, "I Don't Want To Talk About It..." They're standing on grass under a blue sky—an amusing scene ideal for a lighthearted Get Well Card.

    I Don’t Want To Talk About It Get Well Card – 9445

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  • Illustration of a smiling person holding a card with “100” on the cover. Text: It’s crazy you’re turning 100! How many people get to buy a 100th birthday card like this? Product name: 9444.jpg.

    How Many People Actually Get To Buy 100th Birthday Card – 9444

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  • The 9443.jpg birthday card features a startled man at a counter as an angry slice of cake yells, “YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?!”—a hilarious pick for fans of comic, exaggerated humor.

    You Want A Piece Of Me Birthday Card – 9443

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  • The Teeth Birthday Card (9442.jpg) features five elderly people surprised around a food table as one says, “What the..? Okay, everyone check to see if you have the right teeth,” with dentures scattered on the table.

    Check To See If You Have The Right Teeth Birthday Card – 9442

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  • 9441.jpg: This funny birthday card features cartoon monkeys in suits around a conference table, with one asking, "Okay, who threw the poop?" as poop is on the boardroom wall—a hilarious gag for any birthday celebration!.

    Okay Who Threw The Poop Birthday Card – 9441

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  • The #1 Birthday Card (9440.jpg) features a cartoon of a man at a urinal with a giant foam #1 hand, as a foam #2 hand peeks from the stall—ideal for anyone who enjoys clever restroom humor on their birthday!.

    Happy Birthday To My #1 Birthday Card – 9440

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  • The 9439.jpg birthday card cartoon features a lion dressed as a queen looking annoyed at airport security, with two people ahead and an officer checking the x-ray screen—a fun reminder to Keep It Together.

    Try To Keep It Together Birthday Card – 9439

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  • A man kneels on the beach holding a message in a bottle that reads, "I Never Know What To Write," as the sun shines and a palm tree sways—9437.jpg captures that perfect greeting card moment.

    I Never Know What To Write Birthday Card – 9437

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  • A cartoon on 9436.jpg Birthday Card shows a man in the kitchen with two cats. One cat stands at a "More Food for Eddie" podium, launching his food campaign into a microphone as the man looks puzzled.

    That’s Why I’m Launching This Campaign Birthday Card – 9436

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  • The 9435.jpg card features a cartoon fish underwater holding a "Hold The Anchovies" sign, standing in line with five other surprised fish and simple aquatic plants.

    Hold The Anchovies Birthday Card – 9435

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  • Two cartoon butter sticks stand in a diner, smiling—one holds a drink while the other says, "There you are! My butter from another udder!" 9434.jpg is the perfect birthday card for anyone who loves a good laugh.

    My Butter From Another Udder Birthday Card – 9434

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  • A cartoon on 9433.jpg features three construction workers dancing with music notes above, while another holding blueprints says, "No, seriously, I need you guys to raise the roof." Ideal for a Raise The Roof Birthday Card!.

    I Need You Guys To Raise The Roof Birthday Card – 9433

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  • Cartoon for 9432.jpg birthday card: Dogs sit in airplane seats, one exclaims, “They have belly rubs in first class?!” as a lucky dog gets a belly rub from a human hand behind the curtain.

    They Have Belly Rubs In First Class Birthday Card – 9432

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