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  • Cartoon from 9412.jpg: At a bar, one man says, "For my birthday I asked my wife for experiences instead of gifts. So she booked me a colonoscopy." A hilarious colonoscopy birthday card!.

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  • Nine brightly dressed birds relax in a large birdbath, mimicking people at a spa. Captioned "European Birdbath," this cheerful design is perfect for a fun birthday card. Product: 9411.jpg.

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  • The birthday card "9410.jpg" features ClydetheTabby lounging in a litter box, dreaming his paws are on a sunny beach and sharing the moment online, while a surprised man watches him imagine relaxing on warm sand.

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  • A funny cartoon cat presents a haiku—“It’s my bed now, b-tch”—to classmates in a classroom with HAIKU on the board. 9409.jpg: the perfect Haiku Birthday Card for anyone proud to claim “My Bed B*tch!”.

    It’s My Bed B*tch Haiku Birthday Card – 9409

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  • The 9408.jpg Birthday Card showcases a Big Dog Support Group—four large dogs in chairs with speech bubbles about stereotypes, like dreaming of dancing or being seen as aggressive, in a whimsical illustrated style.

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  • Cartoon of four cats chatting. One says, "You were attacked by a raccoon? Being feral is SO DANGEROUS!" Another adds, "I once got my tail stuck in a vacuum cleaner!" 9407.jpg: The perfect funny birthday card for cat lovers.

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  • 9406.jpg: A piñata, birthday cake, and balloon gather at a conference table. The piñata jokes "Put A Pin In It," then apologizes for the pun. Party hats and drinks add to the festive scene.

    Let’s Put A Pin In It Birthday Card – 9406

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  • Cartoon for a phone birthday card (9405.jpg): Three people at dinner, each on their phones. The center person asks, "I can never remember—does the phone go on the left or right?" Table set with plates and utensils.

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  • Cartoon from 9403.jpg: Two flies in party hats sit on a couch. One says, "Hey, for your birthday let’s skip the turd scene and hang out on some big ole cow eyes!" Great for a funny birthday card.

    Skip The Whole Turd Scene Birthday Card – 9403

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  • A cartoon shows two cave people in animal print outfits sitting by a cave with bones nearby. One says, "Now I need something sweet." A blue envelope is shown behind the 9402.jpg Sweet Birthday Card.

    Now I Need Something Sweet Birthday Card – 9402

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  • 9401.jpg is a quirky birthday card featuring a cartoon of two pigeons at a table with drinks. One pigeon jokes about wanting a guy who doesn’t leave turds everywhere, making it the perfect funny card for birthdays!.

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  • 9400.jpg – Birthday Card with a cartoon woman in a green dress dancing with a martini. Caption: “Dance Like No One Is Watching and your bunions aren’t killing you.” Adds humor to birthdays! Includes red envelope.

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  • 9399.jpg: A woman in a salon chair asks the stylist to "Just Cut The Grey Ones." The stylist looks puzzled, holding scissors and comb, with hair products on the dresser in the background.

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  • The 9398.jpg Birthday Card features a box labeled Raisins spilling out black raisins, with a shiny purple grape exclaiming, "What? I moisturize!" against a light green background.

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  • A group of colored balloons sit around a table with papers and coffee cups. One red balloon says, "We have to find the leak..." Bring laughter to any birthday with this hilarious “9397.jpg” card!.

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  • 9396.jpg: Cartoon birthday card shows a woman in a party hat laughing under balloons and confetti with the text “HA! HA! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE.” Light pink background and a yellow envelope complete the design.

    Laughter Is The Best Medicine Birthday Card – 9396

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  • Cartoon of four women in the Menopause Lounge under a “Welcome to Menopause Lounge. Enter at your own risk.” sign—one fans herself, one knits, two read. 9395.jpg is a fun birthday card for anyone embracing this new chapter!.

    Welcome To Menopause Lounge Birthday Card – 9395

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  • On 9394.jpg, two gingerbread people are in a yard—one lounging with a drink, the other talking. Caption: Maybe now you can find time to re-gumdrop the roof. A fun choice for a retirement card!.

    Find Time To Re-Gumdrop The Roof Retirement Card – 9394

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  • 9389.jpg: Humorous 70th birthday card with a whiskey bottle, two glasses, and barrel. Caption: "You're 70. Not to say you’re old, but if you were a Scotch, you’d be really expensive." Great for whisky lovers!.

    Not To Say You’re Old But If You Were A Scotch 70th Birthday Card – 9389

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  • The playful "9388.jpg" birthday card features two colorful cartoon llamas wrapped in stripes, sitting in bed with a headboard and pillows. One llama asks, “I smell peppermint… did you fart?” as they both read together.

    I Smell Peppermint Birthday Card – 9388

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  • 9387.jpg features a two-panel cartoon pep talk card: the top panel shows a cheerful dog saying, "You’re great! You can do it!" while the bottom has a grumpy cat demanding, "Get your sh*t together. And feed me.

    Dog Cat Pep Talk Birthday Card – 9387

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  • On this birthday card (9386.jpg), a cartoon dog and cat visit an art gallery. The dog admires a framed tennis ball: "Can't take my eyes off this piece." The cat replies, "It's mesmerizing." Pet-themed art decorates the walls.

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  • The birthday card cartoon (9385.jpg) shows a hand reaching from behind a shower curtain asking, "Number 3 conditioner, Tommy," as a boy dressed as a delivery person stands holding conditioner bottles strapped to his chest.

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  • A cartoon birthday cake with candles, featured in 9384.jpg, talks to a therapist on a couch: "Each year it’s the same—like a Birthday Card. Everyone cheers for me—then the forks come out." The therapist looks concerned.

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  • On an orange background, two cartoon bananas—one yellow, one green—face each other in sneakers with drinks. The yellow banana says, "You simply do not age!" Perfect playful birthday card (9383.jpg) for anyone who never seems to age.

    You Simply Do Not Age Birthday Card – 9383

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  • A cartoon from 9382.jpg shows a woman and man at a table with a puzzle and wine. The woman says, "I don’t remember when we crossed the line into people that have Puzzle Time—and that scares me a little." Great for birthday cards!.

    Puzzle Time Birthday Card – 9382

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  • A cartoon from 9381.jpg features five mimes in black-and-white striped shirts facing a chalkboard that says: "The first rule of Mime Club is: YOU DO NOT TALK about Mime Club!" A quirky birthday card with a red card behind the scene.

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  • A two-panel cartoon for 9380.jpg shows a man telling his dog to Shake! In the next panel, he sips a drink and says, This is actually pretty good, as his dog sits beside him.

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  • Cartoon of three playful Silly String cans by a tree, while a blue-capped "Serious String" can sits apart thinking, “Miss Those Days.” Great for a birthday card with a silly-serious twist. Product: 9379.jpg.

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  • On a light blue card (9378.jpg), two cartoon elephants eye a screen with a woolly mammoth. One quips, "Back then, body hair was in style." This humorous birthday card brings fun and laughter to any celebration.

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  • Cartoon of two wine bottles chatting, one exclaims, "WOW! YOU LOOK TWICE YOUR AGE!" Both bottles have arms and faces. Caption: WINE COMPLIMENTS. A blue envelope is behind this funny birthday card (9377.jpg).

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  • A 90th Birthday Card (9376.jpg) features an elderly woman at a table with a cake displaying a 60 candle. The card reads "Happy 90th Birthday!" and the woman jokes, “Nice try,” to guests as a red balloon floats nearby.

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  • A cartoon from 9375.jpg shows a man gazing at a woman with a cake, joined by a dog in a party hat, a cat, and a golf bag. The birthday card says, "True happiness is celebrating your birthday with loved ones...

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  • A cartoon shows a smiling person in a blue pickup truck with two birds, set against a light blue sky. "YOU STILL KEEP ON TRUCKING.." is the text above. Ideal as a Trucking Birthday Card. Product Name: 9374.jpg.

    Keep On Trucking Birthday Card – 9374

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  • A fun birthday card featuring a cartoon of three people and a dog taking selfies, with another person watching in the foreground. Text: "You’re not just family, you’re family I’m willing to be seen in public with!.

    Seen In Public With Relative Birthday Card – 9373

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  • A cartoon woman in a party hat looks unimpressed at an 80th birthday cake with number candles. The card, 9372.jpg, reads "Age is just a number"—a fun and humorous choice for celebrating an 80th birthday.

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  • 9370.jpg: A vibrant birthday card with bold, playful "Happy Birthday!" text and the message "There's a Huge Advantage to being your age..." on a striped orange, yellow, blue, red, green, and purple background with tally marks and stars.

    Huge Advantage Birthday Card – 9370

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  • The 9369.jpg card features eight classic cars in two rows with "CLASSICS" in gold at the center, a gold border, and includes a bright blue envelope.

    Classic Cars Birthday Card – 9369

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  • 9368.jpg: Illustration for a Birthday Card—A woman raises a glass of champagne beside a grumpy orange cat. The speech bubble reads, "For your birthday, I thought we could do a virtual celebration with the whole family.

    Virtual Celebration Relative Birthday Card – 9368

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  • 9367.jpg is a humorous thank you card featuring a smiling donkey in a field with bold text: “A BIG ASS THANK YOU.” Perfect for sharing laughs and appreciation, it comes with a partially visible red envelope.

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  • Celebrate a 50th birthday with this funny card featuring a cartoon bulldog as Elvis. Text says "YOU’RE 50" and sunglasses read "YOUR 40s HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING." Card (9366.jpg) comes with an orange envelope.

    Elvis 50th Birthday Card – 9366

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  • A cartoon squirrel chats on the phone on a sidewalk, trees and fence behind. "Look, I gotta run, then stop. Then run. Then stop. Then barely avoid getting hit by a car." Funny birthday card—9365.jpg.

    Squirrel Gotta Run Birthday Card – 9365

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  • 9364.jpg features a cartoon of cats and dogs in a Nickname Support Group, hilariously sharing their silliest monikers—like Sir Chuckles McFurrypants and Chugga Chugga Woo Woo. A perfect funny Birthday Card!.

    Nickname Support Group Birthday Card – 9364

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  • On 9363.jpg, four cartoon desserts—a cookie, muffin, donut, and cupcake—sit cross-legged on yoga mats. The cookie says, “Find your center.” This funny image is ideal for a birthday card celebrating sweet treats and mindfulness.

    Desserts Find Your Center Birthday Card – 9363

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  • 9362.jpg: A funny dog greeting card with a cartoon of a leashed dog telling its owner, "Just drop me off here. I'm meeting some friends." Ideal for teenage birthdays or as a humorous dog birthday card.

    Dog Teenagers Birthday Card – 9362

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  • 9361.jpg features a cartoon of three dogs in a restroom, with two licking themselves at the sink and a sign reading "Employees must lick themselves before returning to work"—a funny birthday or office card for dog lovers.

    Employees Must Lick Themselves Birthday Card – 9361

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  • A cartoon (9359.jpg) shows a surprised woman in glasses and a polka-dot shirt sweating as she holds an envelope. The card says: When you think the mail is a 50th Birthday Card but it’s actually from AARP...

    AARP 50th Birthday Card – 9359

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  • A woman in a blue dress, white apron, and party hat stands by a door with a martini glass, saying, “You’ll be takin’ care of yer own chamber pot today, me Lord.” Fun Chamber Pot Birthday Card (9356.jpg) on a red wood-paneled background.

    Yer Own Chamber Pot Birthday Card – 9356

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