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  • A birthday card cartoon (9431.jpg) shows a woman saying to Father Time, “You haven't been kind to me... and cousin Gravity, what the hell?” as she gestures toward a slouching man labeled G.

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  • A cartoon woman in a huge purple sweater stands next to a cat by a closet. Text: Some sizes are too big, some too small. But for hugs, it's the perfect Too Big Birthday Card!.

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  • 9429.jpg: Cartoon of a couple in bed—one reading, the other asks, "Do you ever fantasize about having someone else irritate you?" Cozy and funny scene with lamps and nightstands, ideal for a humorous birthday card.

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  • A cartoon dog in a Dog Cone of Shame gazes at a birthday cake in the top panel. Below, the pup tugs at its cone. A blue envelope sits behind 9428.jpg, adding a playful touch to this birthday card.

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  • In 9427.jpg, a doctor examines a patient’s back, where two tiny moles in trench coats and hats stand. The doctor says, “You were smart to come see me—these suspicious moles definitely deserve a birthday card.”.

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  • A trainer cheers on a man lifting dumbbells: "Come on, whoever you are! Five more reps!" Caption: The perfect birthday card for anyone who's tried an Impersonal Trainer. Product name: 9426.jpg.

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  • A cartoon coffee bean at a podium jokes, “I’m not saying he’s boring, but a cup of Joe will put you to sleep!” Festive balloons complete the scene—9425.jpg is the perfect humorous Birthday Card for coffee lovers!.

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  • On the festive 9424.jpg Birthday Card, a cartoon man with raised arms stands beneath colorful confetti and exclaims "WOWZA! Woo-hoo! YOWZER!"—a celebration in every detail.

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  • A cartoon person in a tank top and shorts holds balloons and a dog, with confetti around. Above, the 9423.jpg birthday card reads: “HAPPY BIRTHDAY! We’re at an age where ‘running with the cool kids’...”.

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  • Cartoon for 9422.jpg: In a field, one snake says, "Oh God, here comes Patsy. If I have to hear about her new, regenerated ass one more time..." Two other snakes watch as Patsy approaches. Perfect for a Here Comes Patsy Birthday Card!.

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  • 9421.jpg: Cartoon of three flowers at a diner counter. One shows her phone and says, "He texted me a picture of his stamen." The third flower looks away—great for a quirky birthday card.

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  • A cartoon cat eyes jars labeled Turbo Purr and Calico Dream, with a "Catnip Dispensaries" sign below—9420.jpg is the purrfectly quirky birthday card for feline fans!.

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  • Two green dinosaurs with short arms hug near an empty box labeled ARM EXTENSIONS in a prehistoric scene with a volcano. Perfect quirky birthday card (Product: 9419.jpg).

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  • The 9418.jpg card shows a cartoon man fishing from a boat, hooking a fish at a computer. Caption: "Did I Catch You At A Bad Time?"—a humorous greeting card for birthdays or any occasion.

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  • Two cartoon fireflies with glowing tails chat under a starry sky. One says, “You Set My Heart Aglow!” The other replies, “Ummm… that's your butt.” Anniversary Card 9417, features a green moon and comes with a yellow envelope.

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  • Cartoon on 9416.jpg: Two helmeted, goggle-wearing riders on a motorcycle—excited driver and clinging, nervous passenger. Text: “Zero-to-Sixty in Three Seconds?” A playful birthday card for their 60th!.

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  • The 9415.jpg cartoon retirement card features a diverse group of smiling people with gifts and flowers. The cover says, “HAPPY RETIREMENT! Wondering how we’ll get along without you?”.

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  • The 9414.jpg Retirement Card features a cartoon caveman with a rock, an old-fashioned figure looking puzzled, and a modern person at a computer, plus the text: You’ve made it through the stone age... the dark age... and the computer age.

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  • A cartoon knight checks his mirror, realizing his armor's chest plate is off. A thought bubble says, "Sheesh... missed a button again." 9413.jpg—an amusing birthday card to remind us even heroes have their clumsy moments!.

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  • The cartoon birthday card (9412.jpg) features two men at a bar. One says, “For my birthday I asked for experiences instead of gifts—so my wife booked me a colonoscopy.”.

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  • The 9411.jpg card shows eight birds in hats and swimsuits, lounging and splashing in a backyard birdbath with the playful caption “European Birdbath.”.

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  • A Birthday Card (9410.jpg) cartoon shows ClydeTheTabby lounging in a litter box, snapping a beachy paw pic as a surprised man looks on; the social post says: A beautiful day on the sand.

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  • A classroom of cartoon cats, one at the front reads a haiku titled "My Bed B*tch" about taking the dog's bed; others sit at desks. "HAIKU BIRTHDAY CARD" is on the whiteboard. Product: 9409.jpg.

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  • Four cartoon dogs seated in chairs at a Big Dog Support Group share drinks and dreams, like wishing to be a dancer, making 9408.jpg a fun birthday card that plays with stereotypes through playful speech bubbles.

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  • Cartoon for 9407.jpg: Four cats chat. "You were attacked by a raccoon? Feral life is dangerous!" says one. Another adds, "I got my tail stuck in a vacuum!" The fourth cat says, "Don't be desperate, Clyde.

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  • The 9406.jpg Birthday Card features a cartoon piñata, cake, and balloon in a meeting. The piñata says, “Let’s put a pin in it,” and the cake replies, “Sorry for the insensitive language, Bradley.”.

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  • A cartoon on 9405.jpg, a Phone Birthday Card, features three people at a dinner table with phones to their ears. One asks, “I can never remember. Does the phone go on the left or right?” The table is set with neatly arranged cutlery.

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  • A cartoon birthday card (9403.jpg) features two flies in party hats on a couch. One says, "For your birthday, let’s skip the turd scene and hang out on some big ole cow eyes instead!.

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  • Cartoon of two cavemen in animal print outfits sitting by a fire and bones at a cave entrance. One says, "Now I need something sweet." A bright blue sky adds to this fun birthday card design. Product: 9402.jpg.

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  • 9401.jpg: Funny birthday card cartoon—two pigeons with drinks. One says, 'I just want to find a guy who doesn't leave turds EVERYwhere!' The other replies, 'From your beak to God's ears.'.

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  • A fun birthday card (9400.jpg) shows a cartoon red-haired woman in glasses and a green dress dancing with a martini. The text reads: Dance like no one is watching AND your bunions aren’t killing you.

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  • Cartoon Birthday card (9399.jpg) shows a hairdresser with scissors and comb behind a gray-haired woman who jokes, “Just cut the grey ones,” as they laugh together in a brightly colored salon.

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  • The 9398.jpg Birthday Card features a cartoon of a box labeled Raisins spilling black raisins. A purple grape stands out, exclaiming, "What? I moisturize!" against a light green background.

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  • A fun cartoon of balloons gathered at a table, ideal for a quirky birthday card—9397.jpg. Can you spot the leak in this cheerful scene?.

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  • The 9396.jpg Birthday Card features a cartoon woman in a party hat laughing with "HA! HA!" above her head, surrounded by balloons and confetti—a joyful reminder that laughter is the best medicine!.

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  • A cartoon birthday card (9395.jpg) shows four women in armchairs fanning themselves under a "Welcome to Menopause Lounge—Enter at your own risk" sign, with a red envelope included.

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  • The 9394.jpg cartoon retirement card features a gingerbread person relaxing with a drink, as another jokes, "Maybe now you can find time to re-gumdrop the roof.

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  • The 9389.jpg 70th Birthday Card shows a bottle and two whiskey glasses by a barrel, with the text: "You're 70. Not to say you’re old but if you were a Scotch you’d be really, really expensive.

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  • Featuring two cartoon llamas in bed reading—one sniffing the air and asking, “I smell peppermint… did you fart?”—this quirky and funny scene makes 9388.jpg a perfect birthday card with its purple background.

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  • The 9387.jpg card shows a cheerful dog saying, "You’re great! You can do it!" to a cat who replies, "Get your sh*t together. And feed me." Perfect funny cat or dog birthday card for pet lovers.

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  • Product 9386.jpg features a cartoon dog admiring a framed tennis ball in an art gallery, telling the cat, "Can't Take My Eyes Off This." The cat replies, "It’s mesmerizing." A fun birthday or greeting card for pet lovers.

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  • A cartoon on 9385.jpg shows a hand reaching from behind a shower curtain saying, “Number 3 conditioner, Tommy,” to a boy dressed as a handyman with bottles and tools in the bathroom.

    Number 3 Conditioner Birthday Card – 9385

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  • On 9384.jpg, a cartoon birthday cake with lit candles lies on a therapy couch telling a therapist, "Each year it’s the same thing. Everyone cheers for me. Then the forks come out." A quirky scene perfect for a fun birthday card!.

    Each Year It’s The Same Thing Birthday Card – 9384

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  • A cartoon birthday card (9383.jpg) features two bananas with human traits—both in sneakers, holding drinks. One says, "You simply do not age!" They stand on a dotted surface against an orange background.

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  • 9382.jpg: A couple does a puzzle at the table with wine. The woman says, “I don’t remember when we crossed the line into people who have puzzle time, and that scares me a little.”.

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  • Birthday Card 9381.jpg shows five mimes in striped shirts and berets facing a blackboard with "The first rule of MIME CLUB is: YOU DO NOT TALK about Mime Club!" A red envelope is behind the card.

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  • A fun two-panel comic Dog Birthday Card (9380.jpg): A man asks his dog to Shake! In the next panel, he enjoys a milkshake, saying, This is actually pretty good. A playful card for any dog lover!.

    Shake Dog Birthday Card – 9380

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  • A cartoon on 9379.jpg shows three excited Silly String cans playing outside as a Silly Serious can sits on a park bench thinking, "Miss Those Days." Trees, grass, and a fence complete this fun birthday card scene.

    Silly Serious String Miss Those Days Birthday Card – 9379

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