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  • The 9431.jpg cartoon birthday card features a woman speaking to Father Time with an hourglass and a man labeled "G." She says, "Father Time, you have not been kind to me... and cousin Gravity, what the hell?.

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  • Cartoon of a woman in an oversized purple sweater by a wardrobe, with a cat nearby. Caption: Some sizes are too big, others too small—but hugs always fit just right. Perfect for a birthday card! Product: 9430.jpg.

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  • 9429.jpg: A lighthearted cartoon for birthday cards shows a couple in bed. One asks, 'Do you ever fantasize about someone else irritating you?' The cozy scene features nightstands, lamps, a photo frame, and an orange border.

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  • The 9428.jpg birthday card features a two-panel cartoon: first, a sad dog in a cone of shame eyeing a cake; next, the dog eagerly trying to remove the cone.

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  • The 9427.jpg birthday card features a cartoon of a doctor examining a patient’s back, joking, “You were smart to come see me—these moles look suspicious,” as two real moles sit on the patient’s back.

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  • 9426.jpg: A cartoon Birthday Card shows a man lifting dumbbells on a bench as his trainer says, "Come on, whoever you are! Five more reps!" The card's caption reads: Gary hires an Impersonal Trainer.

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  • Cartoon coffee beans at a panel titled "Coffee Roast" joke about a boring bean as audience laughs under balloons. Ideal for a funny Coffee Birthday Card. Product: 9425.jpg.

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  • The 9424.jpg Birthday Card features a joyful person with arms raised, colorful confetti, and bold words like WOWZA!, Woo-hoo!, YOWZER!, HUBBA-HUBBA!, and KER-CHOW! in playful fonts.

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  • 9423.jpg: A quirky cartoon features someone with colorful balloons and a playful dog under falling confetti. The card says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY! We’re at an age where running with the cool kids..."—ideal as a Cool Kids Birthday Card!.

    Running With The Cool Kids Birthday Card – 9423

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  • Cartoon of three snakes in the grass. One snake says, "Oh, God, here comes Patsy. If I have to hear about her new, regenerated ass one more time..." Fun and quirky design from 9422.jpg—ideal for a unique birthday card for friends or Patsy!.

    Here Comes Patsy Birthday Card – 9422

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  • A cartoon birthday card (9421.jpg) shows three flowers at a counter: a pink flower says, "He texted me a picture of his stamen," to a white flower holding a phone, while a blue flower looks on. Drinks sit on the counter behind them.

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  • The image "9420.jpg" shows a cartoon cat eyeing shelves of jars with funny catnip strain names like Turbo Purr and Whisker Tickler. Ideal for a birthday card, this Catnip Dispensaries scene will charm any cat lover.

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  • In cartoonish "9419.jpg," two green dinosaurs with short arms hug in a desert, a box marked Arm Extensions humorously nearby. A volcano and sparse plants complete this playful scene—perfect for a fun birthday card.

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  • A funny birthday or greeting card (9418.jpg) shows a man fishing from a boat, catching a fish that's sitting on a toilet reading the newspaper. The man asks, "Did I catch you at a bad time?.

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  • Two cartoon fireflies talk in a starry night sky. One says, "You set my heart aglow!" The other replies, "Ummm... that's your butt." A green moon and yellow card background complete this fun 9417 anniversary card.

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  • 9416.jpg: Cartoon of two surprised people in helmets and goggles riding a motorcycle on a vibrant yellow and green background. Funny 60th Birthday card reads "Zero-to-Sixty in Three Seconds?.

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  • A cartoon retirement card (9415.jpg) shows diverse coworkers smiling as they give gifts and flowers to a retiring colleague, with a speech bubble: "Wanna know how we’re going to get along without you?.

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  • 9414.jpg: Cartoon retirement card featuring a caveman with a stone, a person in old clothes, and someone at a computer. Caption: "You’ve made it through the stone age... the dark age... and the computer age.

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  • 9413.jpg features a cartoon knight in blue armor checking his reflection and thinking, "Sheesh... missed a button again." A shield and spear rest nearby—ideal for a humorous birthday card about forgetful moments!.

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  • Cartoon from 9412.jpg: At a bar, one man says, "For my birthday I asked my wife for experiences instead of gifts. So she booked me a colonoscopy." A hilarious colonoscopy birthday card!.

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  • Nine brightly dressed birds relax in a large birdbath, mimicking people at a spa. Captioned "European Birdbath," this cheerful design is perfect for a fun birthday card. Product: 9411.jpg.

    European Birdbath Birthday Card – 9411

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  • The birthday card "9410.jpg" features ClydetheTabby lounging in a litter box, dreaming his paws are on a sunny beach and sharing the moment online, while a surprised man watches him imagine relaxing on warm sand.

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  • A funny cartoon cat presents a haiku—“It’s my bed now, b-tch”—to classmates in a classroom with HAIKU on the board. 9409.jpg: the perfect Haiku Birthday Card for anyone proud to claim “My Bed B*tch!”.

    It’s My Bed B*tch Haiku Birthday Card – 9409

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  • The 9408.jpg Birthday Card showcases a Big Dog Support Group—four large dogs in chairs with speech bubbles about stereotypes, like dreaming of dancing or being seen as aggressive, in a whimsical illustrated style.

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  • Cartoon of four cats chatting. One says, "You were attacked by a raccoon? Being feral is SO DANGEROUS!" Another adds, "I once got my tail stuck in a vacuum cleaner!" 9407.jpg: The perfect funny birthday card for cat lovers.

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  • 9406.jpg: A piñata, birthday cake, and balloon gather at a conference table. The piñata jokes "Put A Pin In It," then apologizes for the pun. Party hats and drinks add to the festive scene.

    Let’s Put A Pin In It Birthday Card – 9406

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  • Cartoon for a phone birthday card (9405.jpg): Three people at dinner, each on their phones. The center person asks, "I can never remember—does the phone go on the left or right?" Table set with plates and utensils.

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  • Cartoon from 9403.jpg: Two flies in party hats sit on a couch. One says, "Hey, for your birthday let’s skip the turd scene and hang out on some big ole cow eyes!" Great for a funny birthday card.

    Skip The Whole Turd Scene Birthday Card – 9403

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  • A cartoon shows two cave people in animal print outfits sitting by a cave with bones nearby. One says, "Now I need something sweet." A blue envelope is shown behind the 9402.jpg Sweet Birthday Card.

    Now I Need Something Sweet Birthday Card – 9402

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  • 9401.jpg is a quirky birthday card featuring a cartoon of two pigeons at a table with drinks. One pigeon jokes about wanting a guy who doesn’t leave turds everywhere, making it the perfect funny card for birthdays!.

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  • 9400.jpg – Birthday Card with a cartoon woman in a green dress dancing with a martini. Caption: “Dance Like No One Is Watching and your bunions aren’t killing you.” Adds humor to birthdays! Includes red envelope.

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  • 9399.jpg: A woman in a salon chair asks the stylist to "Just Cut The Grey Ones." The stylist looks puzzled, holding scissors and comb, with hair products on the dresser in the background.

    Just Cut The Grey Ones Birthday Card – 9399

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  • The 9398.jpg Birthday Card features a box labeled Raisins spilling out black raisins, with a shiny purple grape exclaiming, "What? I moisturize!" against a light green background.

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  • A group of colored balloons sit around a table with papers and coffee cups. One red balloon says, "We have to find the leak..." Bring laughter to any birthday with this hilarious “9397.jpg” card!.

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  • 9396.jpg: Cartoon birthday card shows a woman in a party hat laughing under balloons and confetti with the text “HA! HA! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE.” Light pink background and a yellow envelope complete the design.

    Laughter Is The Best Medicine Birthday Card – 9396

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  • Cartoon of four women in the Menopause Lounge under a “Welcome to Menopause Lounge. Enter at your own risk.” sign—one fans herself, one knits, two read. 9395.jpg is a fun birthday card for anyone embracing this new chapter!.

    Welcome To Menopause Lounge Birthday Card – 9395

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  • On 9394.jpg, two gingerbread people are in a yard—one lounging with a drink, the other talking. Caption: Maybe now you can find time to re-gumdrop the roof. A fun choice for a retirement card!.

    Find Time To Re-Gumdrop The Roof Retirement Card – 9394

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  • 9389.jpg: Humorous 70th birthday card with a whiskey bottle, two glasses, and barrel. Caption: "You're 70. Not to say you’re old, but if you were a Scotch, you’d be really expensive." Great for whisky lovers!.

    Not To Say You’re Old But If You Were A Scotch 70th Birthday Card – 9389

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  • The playful "9388.jpg" birthday card features two colorful cartoon llamas wrapped in stripes, sitting in bed with a headboard and pillows. One llama asks, “I smell peppermint… did you fart?” as they both read together.

    I Smell Peppermint Birthday Card – 9388

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  • 9387.jpg features a two-panel cartoon pep talk card: the top panel shows a cheerful dog saying, "You’re great! You can do it!" while the bottom has a grumpy cat demanding, "Get your sh*t together. And feed me.

    Dog Cat Pep Talk Birthday Card – 9387

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  • On this birthday card (9386.jpg), a cartoon dog and cat visit an art gallery. The dog admires a framed tennis ball: "Can't take my eyes off this piece." The cat replies, "It's mesmerizing." Pet-themed art decorates the walls.

    Can’t Take My Eyes Off This Piece Birthday Card – 9386

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  • The birthday card cartoon (9385.jpg) shows a hand reaching from behind a shower curtain asking, "Number 3 conditioner, Tommy," as a boy dressed as a delivery person stands holding conditioner bottles strapped to his chest.

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  • A cartoon birthday cake with candles, featured in 9384.jpg, talks to a therapist on a couch: "Each year it’s the same—like a Birthday Card. Everyone cheers for me—then the forks come out." The therapist looks concerned.

    Each Year It’s The Same Thing Birthday Card – 9384

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  • On an orange background, two cartoon bananas—one yellow, one green—face each other in sneakers with drinks. The yellow banana says, "You simply do not age!" Perfect playful birthday card (9383.jpg) for anyone who never seems to age.

    You Simply Do Not Age Birthday Card – 9383

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  • A cartoon from 9382.jpg shows a woman and man at a table with a puzzle and wine. The woman says, "I don’t remember when we crossed the line into people that have Puzzle Time—and that scares me a little." Great for birthday cards!.

    Puzzle Time Birthday Card – 9382

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  • A cartoon from 9381.jpg features five mimes in black-and-white striped shirts facing a chalkboard that says: "The first rule of Mime Club is: YOU DO NOT TALK about Mime Club!" A quirky birthday card with a red card behind the scene.

    Mime Club Birthday Card – 9381

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  • A two-panel cartoon for 9380.jpg shows a man telling his dog to Shake! In the next panel, he sips a drink and says, This is actually pretty good, as his dog sits beside him.

    Shake Dog Birthday Card – 9380

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  • Cartoon of three playful Silly String cans by a tree, while a blue-capped "Serious String" can sits apart thinking, “Miss Those Days.” Great for a birthday card with a silly-serious twist. Product: 9379.jpg.

    Silly Serious String Miss Those Days Birthday Card – 9379

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