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  • A snowman doctor tells his melted snowman patient, "The results are back... you’re just dehydrated." 9280.jpg is the perfect get well card to bring a smile to anyone's face.

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  • 9276.jpg features a cartoon dog with a green collar and blue strap looking at shelves of aromatherapy candles shaped like various dog heads. The vibrant yellow and purple scene makes it ideal for a quirky birthday card.

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  • 9273.jpg is a cartoon Piñata Birthday Card with cats in party hats; a blindfolded cat aims at a birdcage holding two green birds, while a speech bubble says, "I don't like the looks of this...

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  • A cartoon cat on a couch munches popcorn and watches bird nests like TV shows. Next to it is a cat-faced popcorn tub. Caption: NESTFLIX—9272.jpg, a purrfectly quirky birthday card for feline fans!.

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  • Two couples share a laugh in the hallway as one woman, clutching her purse, jokes about needing to take her bra off—a fun scene featured on the Bra Off Birthday Card (9268.jpg).

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  • Donkeys in party hats play pin the tail on the human at a birthday, drinks in hoof. One says, “Dude… so close!” The colorful birthday card reads, “Donkey Parties.” Product Name: 9267.jpg.

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  • Two women sit at a table with wine. One asks, "What did you do with the cork from the bottle?" The other replies, "I threw it out—corks are for cowards!" Perfect witty birthday card. Product: 9264.jpg.

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  • The Perfect Pairings card (9258.jpg) displays cute milk & cookies, popcorn & candy, PB&J, and salt & pepper illustrations on a light blue background—an adorable anniversary card for couples.

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  • Three older women in swimsuits sit by a pool. One asks if the young lifeguard is watching her; another jokes it’s so he’s ready if she nods off and falls in! Ideal for a funny Lifeguard birthday card. Product Name: 9257.jpg.

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  • On the 9537.jpg birthday card, two cartoon cats dine together. One laughs so hard that food shoots out its nose onto the table, with a thought bubble reading: "OOOOO! I HATE when I laugh and food comes out my nose...

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  • In Philosophy 101, students read Plato books while one reads from a can labeled "9505.jpg," saying, "Oops…"—a quirky birthday card scene.

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  • In 9255.jpg, a naked woman with a handbag stands at a returns counter under a RETURNS sign, asking to exchange her birthday suit for a smaller size and if Birthday Suit Exchange Cards are accepted.

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  • The 9253.jpg birthday card features a dog asking a poodle at a piano, “Can you play the one about the squirrel that got away?”—a perfect funny animal greeting card for music or pet lovers.

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  • 9252.jpg Birthday Card: A woman in pajamas and robe, holding coffee, tells a man reading the newspaper, "Bad news. I’m now excited about my new pill organizer." They’re in a cozy living room.

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  • The 9245.jpg birthday card features three playful adults having fun skating and laughing, with the bold caption “WE’RE ONLY YOUNG ONCE!”—one falls off a skateboard, another roller skates, and one rides a skateboard.

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  • Card 9242.jpg features two cartoon trees with faces looking at a tree stump. One tree says, "I knew she lied about her age," joking about hidden rings. The scene includes grass, a blue sky, and a glowing full moon.

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  • The 9239.jpg birthday card from the Texting For Seniors series features a cartoon person with a phone and funny senior texting abbreviations, such as OMG: Oh my gout and ROFL: Really old and farting loudly.

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  • Funny cartoon birthday card (9237.jpg) showing four older men peeing in a line on a golf course with trees, a golf cart, and the caption "The PEE-GA Tour." Ideal for anyone who loves golf and has a great sense of humor!.

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  • Cartoon from 9236.jpg features an older woman and man dancing—she touches her shoulders, he bends to his knees. Musical notes above them with text: "Hips, Shoulders, Knees And Toes..."—the perfect Get Well Card to lift spirits!.

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  • A hilarious card (9234.jpg) features a couple and their dog in bed under "KING," "QUEEN," and "SLEEPS WITH DOG" signs—the pup sprawled out, squishing the couple. Ideal for anyone who shares their bed with their furry friend!.

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  • 9233.jpg: This funny birthday card features a startled cartoon chicken shouting “OH, CHICKEN ST!” on a blue background and comes with a bold red envelope for extra flair.

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  • 9230.jpg is a cartoon birthday card featuring a woman with glasses, a grumpy orange cat, and a glass of wine. The speech bubble reads, "The Cat And I want to wish you a happy birthday!" A blue background completes the charming design.

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  • The "9229.jpg" card shows a cartoon chicken in a hospital bed telling another, “Y’know what really peeves me? The lame excuse I had for crossing the road.” Clipboard and flowers sit by the bed.

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  • A cartoon orange cat stands by a bed with a flower and says, “I’m praying for you to get better so we can get back to focusing all the attention on me.” 9218.jpg is the perfect Get Well Card for any cat lover.

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  • A cartoon from 9215.jpg features a woman at her desk while an orange cat lies upside down on her keyboard, saying, "I don’t recall being consulted about this Work From Home situation." Ideal for a Birthday Card!.

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  • A cartoon woman with a purse says, "I'm off to meet the girls at the Salon Saloon," while a surprised man reads a newspaper indoors. This scene from 9193.jpg with its yellow envelope makes for a perfect fun Birthday Card!.

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  • The 9188.jpg card features a cartoon birthday scene: three people act wildly—drinking from a bottle, wearing a lampshade, and blowing a party horn—while a guest in a suit looks on disapprovingly.

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  • 9186.jpg: Cartoon shows a couple in a sports gear-filled garage. The woman holds a "Rainy Day Fund" jar packed with cash. Above, it reads: Happy Retirement and welcome to your 7-day weekend! A car and house appear in the scene.

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  • Two women in towels relax in a blue-tiled sauna, framed by a red border. One says, “It feels so healthy to make room for more toxins.” 9181.jpg is the perfect birthday card for friends with a cheeky sense of humor!.

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  • 9179.jpg: Cartoon of an elderly woman with four cats, wearing glasses, earrings, and a skirt. Features the caption "Don’t you hate it when you see an old person..." on a pastel pink background—great funny birthday card.

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  • Cheerful cartoon of an elderly woman with white hair and red glasses waving over a privacy screen. Text above: "A good friend is like your favorite bra..." 9174.jpg is the perfect Bra Birthday Card to make anyone smile!.

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  • Product 9169.jpg is a black-and-white birthday card featuring a boy playing with marbles and the text: "Happy Birthday old timer! You haven’t quite lost your marbles yet..." Includes an envelope with a yellow flap.

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  • Two women sit at a bar. One says, "Martinis weren’t cutting it, so I switched to MarBIGGIES," gesturing to a giant drink. Behind them: bottles line the shelf—just right for the hilarious 9167.jpg Birthday Card!.

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  • A cartoon depicting diverse, smiling people in colorful outfits with hand-written text "THERE ARE GREAT PEOPLE"—perfect for a thank you card. Product: 9153.jpg.

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  • The 9152.jpg Birthday Card features lively cartoon candles with smiling faces on a cake. One candle exclaims, "Oh boy, here comes another one! Everybody..."—a fun and cheerful greeting card design.

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  • A woman struggles to carry a large box labeled "Candles" toward an oversized cake. Baking supplies are scattered around and the 9151.jpg birthday card reads, “Today you can take comfort in the fact that you’re not going to die young.”.

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  • 9147.jpg: Cartoon shows two birds on a branch—one says, "Remember the good old days when they talked and we tweeted?" Below, two people walk while looking at their phones; makes a fun 90th birthday card.

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  • A cartoon woman chef mixes ingredients—sugar, flour, butter, eggs—on the cheerful yellow 9136.jpg birthday card that reads: "You put the Best in Best Friends!.

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  • A cartoon on 9134.jpg shows a mammoth saying, "That's odd... my neck suddenly feels better," as cavemen throw spears at its neck. The caption reads "Early acupuncture." A volcano erupts in the background—a perfect get well card!.

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  • A cartoon of a bearded man in robes addresses people in biblical attire, saying, "...on the 5th Day, around four o'clock, he created half-priced drinks and complimentary wings." Great for a humorous 5th Day birthday card! Product: 9128.jpg.

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  • Birthday card "9118.jpg" shows two women—one with curly hair, one with straight—on a park bench under trees. The cover text reads: On your birthday, remember age is just the number of years...

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  • Three women do yoga on mats at the beach. One says she loves outdoor yoga. Another asks if it’s for the connection to nature. She replies, “Because farts don’t linger.” Perfect funny birthday card! Product: 9117.jpg.

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  • Cartoon of three friends in party hats laughing—one with a drink, another with a noisemaker, and "Good friends can make you chuckle..." above. 9102.jpg is the perfect birthday card for making your friend smile on their special day.

    Chuckle Birthday Card – 9102

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  • Cartoon on 9100.jpg shows a tired man in blue pajamas yawning on his bed at night with the caption: You know you’re getting older when you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. Ideal for a Wake Up Birthday Card.

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  • A cartoon woman sits cross-legged on a yoga mat with hands in prayer pose under a green sign: "On your birthday, remember yoga reduces stress..." 9099.jpg is the perfect Yoga Birthday Card with an orange and brown background.

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  • 9096.jpg: 80th Birthday Card with a cartoon of an elderly couple at a table. The man holds a wine bottle saying, “You’re 80!” while the smiling woman, in red glasses and jewelry, looks on. Includes a red envelope to complete the set.

    To Perfection 80th Birthday Card – 9096

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  • A woman smiles at an orange cat on a blue couch. She thinks, “You’re my everything.” The cat thinks, “You’re my can opener.” A yellow envelope sits behind the Can Opener Birthday Card (9089.jpg).

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  • A cartoon (9086.jpg) shows a naked man in a room with clothes on the floor as an elderly woman in the kitchen offers cookies, asking, “Would I like some cookies?”—a funny scene ideal for a humorous birthday card.

    Cookies Birthday Card – 9086

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